Is it weird that my three(and a half)-year-old daughter....
Had her first memorable dream about computers?
Can pop her own bag of popcorn in the microwave, that is located above the stove, without any assistance at all? I swear she is half human half monkey.
Has, along with her four-year-old cousin Isaac, created a special "Bum" song that they sing every time they are together?
Wants to be certain to pack the child safety door-lock that her mother uses to lock her in think time when she is being really naughty? "Mom, we will need this. What if I am naughty at Nathan's house?" Give it two years and she will not only want to leave it but will be hiding it from me!
Rubbed orange slices in her hair to make it smell good?
Tells everyone in the bathroom that you don't have to wash your hands if you use "hanitizer"? This is such a different era than in which I was raised. What happened to good old soap and water?
Asked her mother if it was OK to swallow jellybeans if they tasted like bubble gum?
Thinks that Jesus will simply bring her back to life if she gets hurt and dies? This after reading the story in her toddler Bible about Jesus bringing the widowed woman's son back to life.
Has gone to an actual nail salon with her cousin, Stella (2 years of age) to have their nails done.. complete with design?
Can use an iPhone better than her Grandmother? No offense, Mom, but this is a true fact.
Sometimes talks in a British accent after watching her favorite show Peppa Pig? This is a British animated television series about an anthropomorphic female pig and her family and friends.
Is worried that if she takes all of her toys with her to our new house in Sutton, that the new little girl moving into our old house will not have anything to play with?
Thinks that anything with a mint flavor is "kinda spicy"?
Announces every night, while she takes off her underwear, that her bottom has to breathe?
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